Lay down on a pizza

Nothing better than laying on a delicious, hot, cheesy pizza at the beach. Only problem is that even an extra large pizza might not be big enough for your entire body and laying down in hot, oily cheese is probably … Continue reading

Gift a box of burgers

Is it a friend’s birthday? Someone getting married? Anniversary? Then you need a gift. Enough with the ties already! Quit it with the pajamas! Another damn power tool?! Stop gifting the same stuff everyone else gives. Stand out from the … Continue reading

Music through your skull

Don’t you hate getting run over by construction trucks or getting crushed by falling pianos because you couldn’t hear the warning shouts of onlookers? These “bone conduction technology” earphones allow you to hear the world whilst listening to your audio. … Continue reading

Forget cooking at home

Tired of cooking in your boring, old, messy, dusty, bug-ridden, poorly-designed, stucco’d, home full of roaches, spiderwebs, and old people smell? I SURE AM, but enough about me. YOU can take your kitchen outside, wherever you go and use the … Continue reading

Never drive alone again

No more being stuck in traffic with the single drivers. You too can drive the carpool lane as if you actually had a friend! This Life-Size Male Human Skeleton Model will be your best morning-drive conversation partner as he will never disagree or … Continue reading

Your very own Asian man

Is your home too lonely and boring? Spice it up by startling yourself every morning when you wake up to an Asian man staring at you! How neat! How fun! How totally psychotic! The Asian man vinyl Peel and Stick Wall … Continue reading

Lay your head on fish

You like sushi, right? But do you LOOOOVE SUSHI?? If you are like every single employee at YOU ARE SUCKY headquarters, you love sushi so much you friggin SLEEP WITH IT! You too can be a SUSHI-PERV with your very own … Continue reading

Toilet proof your iPhone

Don’t worry about dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This Lifeproof FRE SERIES iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus Waterproof Case will protect your phone so you can continue reading whilst on the throne. Even if you don’t partake in toilet-time-reading, if you do anything … Continue reading

A bloody face on your wall

Any UFC fan will appreciate having a plaque on his wall that features a bloody-faced Nate Diaz, who beat 145 pound champ, Conner McGregor in UFC 196 this past March. It is officially licensed by the UFC, so hurry before they … Continue reading