Music through your skull

Don’t you hate getting run over by construction trucks or getting crushed by falling pianos because you couldn’t hear the warning shouts of onlookers? These “bone conduction technology” earphones allow you to hear the world whilst listening to your audio. … Continue reading

Play soccer indoors with Adidas Samba shoes

Finally, get ready to play indoor soccer! These Classic Adidas Samba Indoor Soccer Shoes will have you breaking vases, knocking over lamps, smashing fish tanks, and pissing off your wife in no time! The adidas Performance Men’s Samba Classic Indoor Soccer … Continue reading

You’ll have to learn kung fu

Yes, you’ll have to learn kung fu to fight off the swarm of ladies when they see you wearing these retro fanny packs that are as stylish as they are functional! Go through the airport security lines with the ease of a well trained … Continue reading

No more cold face

Do you already have plenty of skinny jeans and slip-on loafers? Then you must be ready to rock that hipster look, right? What’s that—you can’t grow a beard and your face gets cold when riding your ironic bike through the city … Continue reading

Studded Fanny Pack

This studded fanny pack will carry your belongings, letting you hold your phone with one free hand and update your Facebook page with the other. No more juggling your smart phone, your emergency whistle, and your overly sweetened coffee drink while … Continue reading

Wearable futon sleep suit

If you’re like most of us, you’d rather be sleeping. But a comfy futon is nowhere to be found. Now you don’t have to worry your pretty little head; you’re wearing one! The King Jim Wearable Futon Air Mat Suit allows … Continue reading