Toilet proof your iPhone

Don’t worry about dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This Lifeproof FRE SERIES iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus Waterproof Case will protect your phone so you can continue reading whilst on the throne. Even if you don’t partake in toilet-time-reading, if you do anything … Continue reading

A bloody face on your wall

Any UFC fan will appreciate having a plaque on his wall that features a bloody-faced Nate Diaz, who beat 145 pound champ, Conner McGregor in UFC 196 this past March. It is officially licensed by the UFC, so hurry before they … Continue reading

Drunken skeeball in your underwear

Why wear clothes and play a boring game of sober skeeball in a noisy pizza restaurant full of creepy animatronic rodents and creepy animated kids when you can play DRUNKEN SKEEBALL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Don’t bother leaving the house! Don’t bother getting dressed! Beat yesterday’s record before … Continue reading

Play soccer indoors with Adidas Samba shoes

Finally, get ready to play indoor soccer! These Classic Adidas Samba Indoor Soccer Shoes will have you breaking vases, knocking over lamps, smashing fish tanks, and pissing off your wife in no time! The adidas Performance Men’s Samba Classic Indoor Soccer … Continue reading

Catch your body parts

Hate to shave the beard because you hate the cleanup? The Beard Apron will catch those pesky little suckers so you can move on to the important things such as updating your Facebook status or that other thing called, “work”. The … Continue reading

Your Very Own PET SHARK

The Remote Control Flying Shark is as amazing to watch as it is to fly. It moves just like a real shark but unlike a real shark we don’t have to invade his habitat—HE INVADES OURS. Up to 40 Range Infra-red Control Shark … Continue reading