Drunken skeeball in your underwear

Why wear clothes and play a boring game of sober skeeball in a noisy pizza restaurant full of creepy animatronic rodents and creepy animated kids when you can play DRUNKEN SKEEBALL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Don’t bother leaving the house! Don’t bother getting dressed! Beat yesterday’s record before … Continue reading

Play soccer indoors with Adidas Samba shoes

Finally, get ready to play indoor soccer! These Classic Adidas Samba Indoor Soccer Shoes will have you breaking vases, knocking over lamps, smashing fish tanks, and pissing off your wife in no time! The adidas Performance Men’s Samba Classic Indoor Soccer … Continue reading

Catch your body parts

Hate to shave the beard because you hate the cleanup? The Beard Apron will catch those pesky little suckers so you can move on to the important things such as updating your Facebook status or that other thing called, “work”. The … Continue reading

Your Very Own PET SHARK

The Remote Control Flying Shark is as amazing to watch as it is to fly. It moves just like a real shark but unlike a real shark we don’t have to invade his habitat—HE INVADES OURS. Up to 40 Range Infra-red Control Shark … Continue reading

Like a personal assistant—for your butt

Cleaning yourself solely with toilet paper is actually a preposterous idea. Let’s say you go out to the backyard to plant something and get mud all over your hands. Would you wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and consider yourself clean … Continue reading

Poop like a boss

Ever feel like you stopped short of total elimination? The Squatty Potty toilet stool allows you to poop like a boss! Like a very healthy boss, you sit with your knees elevated in a healthy and natural squat position in … Continue reading