Lay down on a pizza

Nothing better than laying on a delicious, hot, cheesy pizza at the beach. Only problem is that even an extra large pizza might not be big enough for your entire body and laying down in hot, oily cheese is probably … Continue reading

Music through your skull

Don’t you hate getting run over by construction trucks or getting crushed by falling pianos because you couldn’t hear the warning shouts of onlookers? These “bone conduction technology” earphones allow you to hear the world whilst listening to your audio. … Continue reading

Drunken skeeball in your underwear

Why wear clothes and play a boring game of sober skeeball in a noisy pizza restaurant full of creepy animatronic rodents and creepy animated kids when you can play DRUNKEN SKEEBALL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Don’t bother leaving the house! Don’t bother getting dressed! Beat yesterday’s record before … Continue reading

Your Very Own PET SHARK

The Remote Control Flying Shark is as amazing to watch as it is to fly. It moves just like a real shark but unlike a real shark we don’t have to invade his habitat—HE INVADES OURS. Up to 40 Range Infra-red Control Shark … Continue reading

Human skeleton x-rays

You know how you’ve always wanted to make a lamp shade out of x-rays? Well now you can! These beautiful pieces of art are reprinted on transparencies which will work as lamp shades, with overhead projectors, on car windows, or … Continue reading

Fun with electric shock

Laugh hysterically at your closest friends as they writhe in pain while being electrocuted with the Lightning Reaction game! It’s a much funner party game than Scrabble or Poker because instead of merely insulting your intelligence or taking your money, it punishes losers with electric shock. The … Continue reading