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Toilet proof your iPhone

Don’t worry about dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This Lifeproof FRE SERIES iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus Waterproof Case will protect your phone so you can continue reading whilst on the throne. Even if you don’t partake in toilet-time-reading, if you do anything … Continue reading


A bloody face on your wall

Any UFC fan will appreciate having a plaque on his wall that features a bloody-faced Nate Diaz, who beat 145 pound champ, Conner McGregor in UFC 196 this past March. It is officially licensed by the UFC, so hurry before they … Continue reading


Measure your body fat

This device will tell you without any reservations exactly how fat you are. YAY, HONESTY! the Skulpt Aim/Chisel is a handheld device that accurately measures your body fat so you can keep track of your progress. The mad scientists at Skulpt … Continue reading

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Poop like a boss

Ever feel like you stopped short of total elimination? The Squatty Potty toilet stool allows you to poop like a boss! Like a very healthy boss, you sit with your knees elevated in a healthy and natural squat position in … Continue reading

NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette

If you would like to be less sucky, follow the tips in the book, “NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette”. It doesn’t matter if you don’t live in New York; most tips can be followed in any sucky neighborhood. Illustrations by Nathan Pyle. Buy his … Continue reading

Expand your face.

  Don’t you hate your narrow face? Wouldn’t you like to make it W–I–D–E–R? Now you can! With the Bigan Beauty Face Expander, your face can be as wide as your backside! We all love wide, expanded faces on women and we know … Continue reading