Sleep like an ostrich anywhere!

Take a nap absolutely anywhere with the Magical Ostrich Pillow. What? Never mind how it looks! Imagine being able to magically nap in the noisiest, smelliest, brightest places. IMAGINE!

Students and homeless alike can sleep deeply in a public library regardless of the urine smell.

Students and homeless alike can take naps in public libraries regardless of how much it smells of urine.

Sleep absolutely anywhere.

Mom & daughter can finally sleep peacefully without the annoying sound of their constant farting.

The TSA will have absolutely no problem with you wearing the Magical Ostrich Pillow in the airport.

The TSA will have absolutely no problem with you wearing the Magical Ostrich Pillow in the airport.

It's so effective at cutting down noise, you can even sleep in the middle of a busy intersection (if you don't mind getting run over multiple times by multiple vehicles)

It’s so effective at cutting down noise, you can even sleep in the middle of a busy intersection (if you don’t mind getting run over multiple times by multiple vehicles)

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  • Forkface

    I’m getting a pair for my girlfriend and me for use during happy sexy time.