If you’re like most of us, you’d rather be sleeping. But a comfy futon is nowhere to be found. Now you don’t have to worry your pretty little head; you’re wearing one! The King Jim Wearable Futon Air Mat Suit allows you to sleep anytime and anywhere you desire. Comes with an inflatable air mat that you can drop next to the warm office copier and snore the night (or day) away. Just watch out for Jenny from accounting and her heels. Not to mention her cankles. Ouch.
Sucky or not sucky? I’m going with sucky. Tell us why in the comments.