Haven’t you always wanted to grab a bird, strap a remote controlled motor onto it, and force it to fly wherever you want? All of us at YouAreSucky headquarters have! Oh what fun that would be! Just imagine forcing it to fly into your neighbor’s barbecue party, directing it through a busy courthouse, or sending it on a mission to disrupt a wedding!

Well now you don’t have to risk getting your eyeballs pecked right out of your stupid head! The Remote Controlled Go Go Bird uses a rechargeable battery and has “smart autonomous obstacle recognition” that prevents unwanted collisions.

It has U-turns and Circle Flight modes to help bring it right back to you. There’s a red bird and a green bird that you absolutely have no control over. Not knowing which color you’ll get is part of the fun!

Buy a pair, grab a partner, and race those fine feathered friends ’til your thumbs fall off!