Do you already have plenty of skinny jeans and slip-on loafers? Then you must be ready to rock that hipster look, right? What’s that—you can’t grow a beard and your face gets cold when riding your ironic bike through the city … Continue reading →
You may have plenty of skull tattoos, skull t-shirts, and skull jewelry, but do you eat skull eggs every morning? Well now you can! Don’t let a morning go by without seeing a freaking skull and cross bones on your plate. The … Continue reading →
Don’t live in fear! Don’t let the office hungry hippos take your lunch. These wonderful sandwich bags are great for deterring office food thieves. No one wants to eat a moldy sandwich, except you of course. But the joke’s on them … Continue reading →
This studded fanny pack will carry your belongings, letting you hold your phone with one free hand and update your Facebook page with the other. No more juggling your smart phone, your emergency whistle, and your overly sweetened coffee drink while … Continue reading →
You know how you’ve always wanted to make a lamp shade out of x-rays? Well now you can! These beautiful pieces of art are reprinted on transparencies which will work as lamp shades, with overhead projectors, on car windows, or … Continue reading →
Laugh hysterically at your closest friends as they writhe in pain while being electrocuted with the Lightning Reaction game! It’s a much funner party game than Scrabble or Poker because instead of merely insulting your intelligence or taking your money, it punishes losers with electric shock. The … Continue reading →
Are rainbows sucky? If you’re color-blind then yeah, they sure are. But if you’re like us at YouAreSucky headquarters you can’t wait ’til it rains just to run to the office windows and proclaim at the top of your lungs, “LOOK—A F*CKING RAINBOW!”. … Continue reading →
Making art out of latte foam is not sucky, and making it in the shape of a 3d panda bear or chubby little frog is even less sucky. However the least sucky type of latte art is the one you … Continue reading →
Great for kids of all ages, these authentic ninja stars will delight your little assassins as they play all day. You’re never too young to learn how to throw a ninja star, and this set comes with four stars in a variety of … Continue reading →
If you’re like most of us, you’d rather be sleeping. But a comfy futon is nowhere to be found. Now you don’t have to worry your pretty little head; you’re wearing one! The King Jim Wearable Futon Air Mat Suit allows … Continue reading →
Ladies, forget the trendy and ridiculous-looking Vibram FiveFingers. So last year! Instead, walk around in authentic split-toe Ninja boots and fashionably let everyone know you are a badass and therefore not sucky. We don’t expect you to wear the whole costume … Continue reading →
Did you have a bad day? Not a single guy hit on you? No one tried to sneak an upskirt photo of you? Don’t feel sad, your day might’ve been sucky but your night doesn’t have to be. Tonight, cuddle up … Continue reading →
Are kangaroos sucky? Anyone who can stand on their tail and execute a double kick to the ribs of their opponent cannot, by definition, be sucky. On the other hand, the out-of-shape man moving around like a drunk unicycle rider … Continue reading →
Take a nap absolutely anywhere with the Magical Ostrich Pillow. What? Never mind how it looks! Imagine being able to magically nap in the noisiest, smelliest, brightest places. IMAGINE! The TSA will have absolutely no problem with you wearing the … Continue reading →
There is a difference between being useless and being sucky. This box is useless but most definitely not sucky. The Useless Box is powered by 2 AA Batteries (Included!!) and has only one magical switch that will keep you busy for hours on end. … Continue reading →
