Get a beer-stache

  Make your beer all foamy with the Sonic Foamer.   Forget milk-staches. So 90’s! This decade, everyone’s getting beer-staches! But you can’t do this with non foamy beer. You need a real frothy, foam-rich beer. That’s where the Sonic … Continue reading

Everyone loves a cute bunny

  Unisex Cute Cartoon Lycra Spandex Halloween Outfits Totoro Pattern Zentai Suit With Ears Did you catch that? Now comes with ears! Yes, you too can walk around the neighborhood as a harmless bunny regardless of the holiday. This overgrown … Continue reading

Keep your backside clean

One of the ways you can be less sucky is by not getting face germ particles on your butt. Yes, some activities make this unavoidable but bathing is supposed to leave you cleaner, not dirtier. Come the Butt/Face soap bars. These clearly marked … Continue reading

Boost moral at work!

Pretty sure these guys are sucky, right? This is either the world’s worst attempt at corporate team building or the next sequel to Human Centipede where instead of the original horrific and disgusting surgical procedure, the crazy doctor sews up … Continue reading

NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette

If you would like to be less sucky, follow the tips in the book, “NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette”. It doesn’t matter if you don’t live in New York; most tips can be followed in any sucky neighborhood. Illustrations by Nathan Pyle. Buy his … Continue reading

Expand your face.

  Don’t you hate your narrow face? Wouldn’t you like to make it W–I–D–E–R? Now you can! With the Bigan Beauty Face Expander, your face can be as wide as your backside! We all love wide, expanded faces on women and we know … Continue reading