You like sushi, right? But do you LOOOOVE SUSHI?? If you are like every single employee at YOU ARE SUCKY headquarters, you love sushi so much you friggin SLEEP WITH IT!

You too can be a SUSHI-PERV with your very own SUSHI SALMON PILLOW. It’s made of 100% cotton and sturdy enough to allow even the biggest droolers to soak it during a night of sushi-dreaming. Takes around a month to arrive, says the reviews, so if you’re getting this as your present to your bride-to-be, buy early.