Don’t be an ice-less chump

Don’t be an ice-less chump next time someone comes over for dinner or drinks. Relying on the weak, inferior-quality crescent shaped ice from the refrigerator is a chump move. That ice is sad and poor because it is full of … Continue reading

Carnival toss game

We all dream of decking a clown in the mouth with a bean bag, right? Well now you can with your very own Carnival Toss Game! It’s not just for kids, adults can also have a great time with this … Continue reading

Fun with road rage

Leave your car at home and make your way through downtown’s maddening maze of one-way mayhem in Men’s Heelys! You’ll look super cool wearing these bad boys as you zoom passed gridlocked cars, maneuver around panhandlers, and jump over the piles of … Continue reading

Do they speak English in LITERALLY?

Aren’t you tired of all of the frivolous “LITERALLIES” going around these days? I literally exploded!  My dog is literally the devil!  Are you literally going to eat all that??  Teach these dropouts how to speak proper English without having … Continue reading

Toilet proof your iPhone

Don’t worry about dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This Lifeproof FRE SERIES iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus Waterproof Case will protect your phone so you can continue reading whilst on the throne. Even if you don’t partake in toilet-time-reading, if you do anything … Continue reading