Cleaning yourself solely with toilet paper is actually a preposterous idea. Let’s say you go out to the backyard to plant something and get mud all over your hands. Would you wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and consider yourself clean … Continue reading →
As seen on ABC’s Shark Tank Don’t get rid of your record collection. Now, you can play your records anywhere! That’s right, with the RokBlok portable record player, you can be everyone’s favorite DJ at work, the park, the beach, … Continue reading →
Aliens are visiting us, snatching our cows, and marrying our women. Don’t be left behind! You too can snatch a cow just like a green-skinned, big-headed alien! The Invasion of the Cow Snatchers is a puzzle game of skill, ingenuity, … Continue reading →
Haven’t you always wanted to grab a bird, strap a remote controlled motor onto it, and force it to fly wherever you want? All of us at YouAreSucky headquarters have! Oh what fun that would be! Just imagine forcing it … Continue reading →
Don’t be an ice-less chump next time someone comes over for dinner or drinks. Relying on the weak, inferior-quality crescent shaped ice from the refrigerator is a chump move. That ice is sad and poor because it is full of … Continue reading →
Stop waking up the dead every night. You can now prevent divorce and finally get a full night’s sleep. The good morning snore solution stops snoring by gently holding your tongue forward. Snoring prevents getting the restorative benefits of deep sleep … Continue reading →
We all dream of decking a clown in the mouth with a bean bag, right? Well now you can with your very own Carnival Toss Game! It’s not just for kids, adults can also have a great time with this … Continue reading →
Shooting silk from your wrists? Pfff what are you – a fashion designer?? How about shooting friggin FIRE?! Now that’s bad ass! Be like Spiderman but the dark, demented, fire-throwing Spiderman with the Pyro Mini Fireshooter. This amazing device lets you throw … Continue reading →
Leave your car at home and make your way through downtown’s maddening maze of one-way mayhem in Men’s Heelys! You’ll look super cool wearing these bad boys as you zoom passed gridlocked cars, maneuver around panhandlers, and jump over the piles of … Continue reading →
Aren’t you tired of all of the frivolous “LITERALLIES” going around these days? I literally exploded! My dog is literally the devil! Are you literally going to eat all that?? Teach these dropouts how to speak proper English without having … Continue reading →
“Are you going out like that?” Next time your girlfriend chimes in with her unwelcome opinion, you’ll be able to point at your chest and smile because your shirt will respond for you. Announcing the official YOU ARE SUCKY Collection … Continue reading →
You’ve always wanted to let your feet do the talking, and now you can! The “F**k Off” socks by Fenta let you share your feelings without uttering a word. Made of “Sweat absorption and breathable fabric,” they allow you to … Continue reading →
Have you been playing with the garlic lotion again? Need to get that stank off of you? Nothing will remove the nastiness! That’s what you thought until now. Rub-a-Way Bar Stainless Steel Odor Absorber It’s a stainless steel bar of soap … Continue reading →
No more standing outside of a McDonalds staring at the patrons eating their delicious breakfast sandwiches in hopes that they will share. You are better than that! (maybe) Now, you can make your very own breakfast sandwich with the Hamilton … Continue reading →
Nothing better than laying on a delicious, hot, cheesy pizza at the beach. Only problem is that even an extra large pizza might not be big enough for your entire body and laying down in hot, oily cheese is probably … Continue reading →
Is it a friend’s birthday? Someone getting married? Anniversary? Then you need a gift. Enough with the ties! Quit it with the pajamas! Another vibrator?! Stop gifting the same stuff everyone else gives. Stand out from the crowd and give … Continue reading →
