Don’t be an ice-less chump

Don’t be an ice-less chump next time someone comes over for dinner or drinks. Relying on the weak, inferior-quality crescent shaped ice from the refrigerator is a chump move. That ice is sad and poor because it is full of … Continue reading

No more snoring

Stop waking up the dead every night. You can now prevent divorce and finally get a full night’s sleep. The good morning snore solution┬ástops snoring by gently holding your tongue forward. Snoring prevents getting the restorative benefits of deep sleep … Continue reading

Carnival toss game

We all dream of decking a clown in the mouth with a bean bag, right? Well now you can with your very own Carnival Toss Game! It’s not just for kids, adults can also have a great time with this … Continue reading

Eat like the rich and famous

No more standing outside of a McDonalds staring at the patrons eating their delicious breakfast sandwiches in hopes that they will share. You are better than that! (maybe) Now, you can make your very own breakfast sandwich with the Hamilton … Continue reading

Lay down on a pizza

Nothing better than laying on a delicious, hot, cheesy pizza at the beach. Only problem is that even an extra large pizza might not be big enough for your entire body and laying down in hot, oily cheese is probably … Continue reading

Gift a box of burgers

Is it a friend’s birthday? Someone getting married? Anniversary? Then you need a gift. Enough with the ties! Quit it with the pajamas! Another vibrator?! Stop gifting the same stuff everyone else gives. Stand out from the crowd and give … Continue reading