Eat like the rich and famous

No more standing outside of a McDonalds staring at the patrons eating their delicious breakfast sandwiches in hopes that they will share. You are better than that! (maybe) Now, you can make your very own breakfast sandwich with the

Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker!


It’s easy to make “foods of the rich and famous” in your own kitchen. At under $24, and with almost 4,000 purchases and reviews on Amazon, this has got to be the best thing you ever did for yourself.

Kids? Marriage? College?

Don’t be silly!

The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker is the BEST thing you will have ever done for yourself or our name isn’t YOU ARE SUCKY. Check it out here or forever live in regret.

Step 5: EAT LIKE A KING & congratulate yourself for your life change.

Congratulate yourself any way you want; we won’t judge. Just please, keep it to yourself.


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