Are kangaroos sucky? Anyone who can stand on their tail and execute a double kick to the ribs of their opponent cannot, by definition, be sucky.

On the other hand, the out-of-shape man moving around like a drunk unicycle rider who just realized he forgot to wear pants and is getting manhandled by an overgrown rodent with a built-in fanny pack—definitely sucky.

(I know they’re marsupials, don’t be a nerd.)