Ladies, forget the trendy and ridiculous-looking Vibram FiveFingers. So last year! Instead, walk around in authentic split-toe Ninja boots and fashionably let everyone know you are a badass and therefore not sucky.

We don’t expect you to wear the whole costume as that would be freaking weird, but that cute little black dress and fitted top combined with these bad boys would look so “kick-ass”, don’t you think?

Note: You may wear them with anything except overly tight, spandex pants as that would be split-toe overload.