Leave the meth, cocaine, and psychedelics at home! There’s no need when your BACKPACK BRINGS THE PARTY!

ARE YOU FUN, EXCITING, ENERGETIC?? A NON-STOP PARTY, THRILL-MAGNETIC, EXUBERANT PERSON??

Weekends are not the only designated days for partying fun. Now you can extend the weekend party to include:

• Monday WiLd HaNGoVer night!
• Tuesday BoozeDaY baZzAAr!
• And you already know about Wednesday hUmP dAy
• Thursday night DiSCo CraZy fuN!

Keep the party going with this magical backpack of sHiNy FUN!

Wear this disco backpack on your back to encourage others to party with you! The more, the merrier! There ain’t no party like a DISCO CRAZY RAINBOW SHINY SHIMMERY FUN SUPER — PARTY!

Check out this party disco carrying case on straps here!

**Not a costume

**Not a plush

**Actual backpack

**Not a supplement or cure for depression… though it’s a backpack so it surely wouldn’t make it worse.