Don’t live in fear! Don’t let the office hungry hippos take your lunch. These wonderful sandwich bags are great for deterring office food thieves. No one wants to eat a moldy sandwich, except you of course. But the joke’s on them because that sandwich is not moldy—it just looks that way because you used

THEFT DETERRENT MOLDY SANDWICH BAGS!

Now if your sandwich really is moldy, we believe it cancels out the mold graphic and makes the sandwich look normal, so it will most likely get stolen. Either way, they lose.