Leave your car at home and make your way through downtown’s maddening maze of one-way mayhem in Men’s Heelys!

You’ll look super cool wearing these bad boys as you zoom passed gridlocked cars, maneuver around panhandlers, and jump over the piles of trash on the sidewalk* — WHAT FUN!

*if you are in Downtown Los Angeles

Travel around town past jealous drivers and the ensuing road rage in these Heelys Men’s Propel 2.0 Skate Shoe!

Not sure if these are for you? Read what Amazon user Cameron had to say:

“I’m 260lb and the wheels are fine and I’ve have for several months”

Well said Cameron. You must be an English major.