This studded fanny pack will carry your belongings, letting you hold your phone with one free hand and update your Facebook page with the other. No more juggling your smart phone, your emergency whistle, and your overly sweetened coffee drink while trying to quickly open the door to your SUV. These amazingly awesome-looking fanny packs will not only help you be more functional, but will also allow you to show the world just how god damn fashionable you are!

And yes, they are

“adjustable up to 45 inch waist”,

…so forget the diet and get fashionable today.

At only $24.95, you can afford to get ever color for every mood, you sassy thing!