Is it a friend’s birthday? Someone getting married? Anniversary? Then you need a gift. Enough with the ties! Quit it with the pajamas! Another vibrator?! Stop gifting the same stuff everyone else gives. Stand out from the crowd and give … Continue reading →
Tired of cooking in your boring, old, messy, dusty, bug-ridden, poorly-designed, stucco’d, home full of roaches, spiderwebs, and old people smell? I SURE AM, but enough about me. YOU can take your kitchen outside, wherever you go and use the … Continue reading →
Is your home too lonely and boring? Spice it up by screaming in terror every morning when you wake up to an Asian man staring at you! How neat! How fun! How totally psychotic! The Asian man vinyl Peel and Stick … Continue reading →
You like sushi, right? But do you LOOOOVE SUSHI?? If you are like every single employee at YOU ARE SUCKY headquarters, you love sushi so much you friggin SLEEP WITH IT! You too can be a SUSHI-PERV with your very own … Continue reading →
Any UFC fan will appreciate having a plaque on his wall that features a bloody-faced Nate Diaz, who beat 145 pound champ, Conner McGregor in UFC 196 this past March. It is officially licensed by the UFC, so hurry before they … Continue reading →
Why wear clothes and play a boring game of sober skeeball in a noisy pizza restaurant full of creepy animatronic rodents and creepy animated kids when you can play DRUNKEN SKEEBALL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Don’t bother leaving the house! Don’t bother getting dressed! Beat yesterday’s record before … Continue reading →
