Indoor rainbows

Are rainbows sucky? If you’re color-blind then yeah, they sure are. But if you’re like us at YouAreSucky headquarters you can’t wait ’til it rains just to run to the office windows and proclaim at the top of your lungs, “LOOK—A F*CKING RAINBOW!”. … Continue reading

Funny Boyfriend Cuddle Pillow

Did you have a bad day? Not a single guy hit on you? No one tried to sneak an upskirt photo of you? Don’t feel sad, your day might’ve been sucky but your night doesn’t have to be. Tonight, cuddle up … Continue reading

Sleep like an ostrich anywhere!

Take a nap absolutely anywhere with the Magical Ostrich Pillow. What? Never mind how it looks! Imagine being able to magically nap in the noisiest, smelliest, brightest places. IMAGINE! The TSA will have absolutely no problem with you wearing the … Continue reading

Great protein snack!

For only around $15 including shipping, you get a great source of protein to take to the office, the movies, or on the subway! This container has approximately 1,500 lady bugs that are ready to eat right out of the cup. … Continue reading

Get a beer-stache

  Make your beer all foamy with the Sonic Foamer.   Forget milk-staches. So 90’s! This decade, everyone’s getting beer-staches! But you can’t do this with non foamy beer. You need a real frothy, foam-rich beer. That’s where the Sonic … Continue reading

Everyone loves a cute bunny

  Unisex Cute Cartoon Lycra Spandex Halloween Outfits Totoro Pattern Zentai Suit With Ears Did you catch that? Now comes with ears! Yes, you too can walk around the neighborhood as a harmless bunny regardless of the holiday. This overgrown … Continue reading