One of the ways you can be less sucky is by not getting face germ particles on your butt. Yes, some activities make this unavoidable but bathing is supposed to leave you cleaner, not dirtier. Come the Butt/Face soap bars. These clearly marked bars of soap will prevent you from getting those awful face germs all over that clean butt. Disgusting. Even if the words rub off after multiple uses, the color clearly tells you which side to use on which body part. Get these today and keep that buttocks face-germ free.

She obviously doesn’t have the Butt/Face soaps. Don’t be like her.