Yes, you’ll have to learn kung fu to fight off the swarm of ladies when they see you wearing these retro fanny packs that are as stylish as they are functional!
Go through the airport security lines with the ease of a well trained emotional companion dog! Ride the overcrowded, smelly bus without worrying where you left your change! Produce your I.D. within seconds when being interrogated by a suspicious police officer! And when they ask if that’s a fanny pack on your waist; smile, wait a couple of seconds for proper build-up and exclaim,