Ladies, forget the trendy and ridiculous-looking Vibram FiveFingers. So last year! Instead, walk around in authentic split-toe Ninja boots and fashionably let everyone know you are a badass and therefore not sucky. We don’t expect you to wear the whole costume … Continue reading
Did you have a bad day? Not a single guy hit on you? No one tried to sneak an upskirt photo of you? Don’t feel sad, your day might’ve been sucky but your night doesn’t have to be. Tonight, cuddle up … Continue reading
Are kangaroos sucky? Anyone who can stand on their tail and execute a double kick to the ribs of their opponent cannot, by definition, be sucky. On the other hand, the out-of-shape man moving around like a drunk unicycle rider … Continue reading
Take a nap absolutely anywhere with the Magical Ostrich Pillow. What? Never mind how it looks! Imagine being able to magically nap in the noisiest, smelliest, brightest places. IMAGINE! The TSA will have absolutely no problem with you wearing the … Continue reading
There is a difference between being useless and being sucky. This box is useless but most definitely not sucky. The Useless Box is powered by 2 AA Batteries (Included!!) and has only one magical switch that will keep you busy for hours on end. … Continue reading
Don’t run out of air. Sleep better knowing you have just purchased a disk of air. Yes, you can now buy air as a special material made by NASA, called Aerogel. It’s the world’s lightest solid consisting of up to 99.8% air. It’s … Continue reading