Leave your car at home and make your way through downtown’s maddening maze of one-way mayhem in Men’s Heelys! You’ll look super cool wearing these bad boys as you zoom passed gridlocked cars, maneuver around panhandlers, and jump over the piles of … Continue reading
Leave the meth, cocaine, and psychedelics at home! There’s no need when your BACKPACK BRINGS THE PARTY! ARE YOU FUN, EXCITING, ENERGETIC?? A NON-STOP PARTY, THRILL-MAGNETIC, EXUBERANT PERSON?? Weekends are not the only designated days for partying fun. Now you can … Continue reading
Aren’t you tired of all of the frivolous “LITERALLIES” going around these days? I literally exploded! My dog is literally the devil! Are you literally going to eat all that?? Teach these dropouts how to speak proper English without having … Continue reading
You’ve always wanted to let your feet do the talking, and now you can! The “F**k Off” socks by Fenta let you share your feelings without uttering a word. Made of “Sweat absorption and breathable fabric,” they allow you to … Continue reading
Have you been playing with the garlic lotion again? Need to get that stank off of you? Nothing will remove the nastiness! That’s what you thought until now. Rub-a-Way Bar Stainless Steel Odor Absorber It’s a stainless steel bar of soap … Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxMMAkfhKG4 Don’t you hate getting run over by construction trucks or getting crushed by falling pianos because you couldn’t hear the warning shouts of onlookers? These “bone conduction technology” earphones allow you to hear the world whilst listening to your … Continue reading