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Music through your skull

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxMMAkfhKG4 Don’t you hate getting run over by construction trucks or getting crushed by falling pianos because you couldn’t hear the warning shouts of onlookers? These “bone conduction technology” earphones allow you to hear the world whilst listening to your … Continue reading →

Never drive alone again

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No more being stuck in traffic with the single drivers. You too can drive the carpool lane as if you actually had a friend! This Life-Size Male Human Skeleton Model will be your best morning-drive conversation partner as he will never disagree or … Continue reading →

Your very own Asian man

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Is your home too lonely and boring? Spice it up by screaming in terror every morning when you wake up to an Asian man staring at you! How neat! How fun! How totally psychotic! The Asian man vinyl Peel and Stick … Continue reading →

Toilet proof your iPhone

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Don’t worry about dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This Lifeproof FRE SERIES iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus Waterproof Case will protect your phone so you can continue reading whilst on the throne. Even if you don’t partake in toilet-time-reading, if you do anything … Continue reading →

A bloody face on your wall

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Any UFC fan will appreciate having a plaque on his wall that features a bloody-faced Nate Diaz, who beat 145 pound champ, Conner McGregor in UFC 196 this past March. It is officially licensed by the UFC, so hurry before they … Continue reading →

Measure your body fat

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This device will tell you without any reservations exactly how fat you are. YAY, HONESTY! the Skulpt Aim/Chisel is a handheld device that accurately measures your body fat so you can keep track of your progress. The mad scientists at Skulpt … Continue reading →

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