Have you been playing with the garlic lotion again? Need to get that stank off of you? Nothing will remove the nastiness! That’s what you thought until now.

Rub-a-Way Bar Stainless Steel Odor Absorber

It’s a stainless steel bar of soap that will remove ungodly odors. Perfect for cooks, homemakers, fishermen, lobster handlers, shrimp psychologists, gigolos, clowns that use onions as a gag, people that bathe in garlic, magicians, undertakers, hitmen, witch doctors, regular doctors, doctor impersonators, and basically anyone that would like to be less stinky at the end of the day. See it in action here.