Let your feet do the talking

You’ve always wanted to let your feet do the talking, and now you can! The “F**k Off” socks by Fenta let you share your feelings without uttering a word. Made of “Sweat absorption and breathable fabric,” they allow you to … Continue reading

Rub away odors with steel

Have you been playing with the garlic lotion again? Need to get that stank off of you? Nothing will remove the nastiness! That’s what you thought until now. Rub-a-Way Bar Stainless Steel Odor Absorber It’s a stainless steel bar of soap … Continue reading

Eat like the rich and famous

No more standing outside of a McDonalds staring at the patrons eating their delicious breakfast sandwiches in hopes that they will share. You are better than that! (maybe) Now, you can make your very own breakfast sandwich with the Hamilton … Continue reading

Lay down on a pizza

Nothing better than laying on a delicious, hot, cheesy pizza at the beach. Only problem is that even an extra large pizza might not be big enough for your entire body and laying down in hot, oily cheese is probably … Continue reading

Gift a box of burgers

Is it a friend’s birthday? Someone getting married? Anniversary? Then you need a gift. Enough with the ties! Quit it with the pajamas! Another vibrator?! Stop gifting the same stuff everyone else gives. Stand out from the crowd and give … Continue reading

Music through your skull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxMMAkfhKG4 Don’t you hate getting run over by construction trucks or getting crushed by falling pianos because you couldn’t hear the warning shouts of onlookers? These “bone conduction technology” earphones allow you to hear the world whilst listening to your … Continue reading