Good bye swamp butt

Cleaning yourself solely with toilet paper is actually a preposterous idea. Let’s say you go out to the backyard to plant something and get mud all over your hands. Would you wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and consider yourself clean and ready for lunch? Preposterous!

Another method is to use flushable wet wipes which are much better than dry toilet paper, but they are still lacking.

The best way to be totally clean after using the toilet is to use WATER! (using water to clean yourself—what a genius concept!) The makers of Squatty Potty have come up with the Dual-Stream Bidet which squirts water in the back or front and leaves you clean as a whisper. No more swamp butt! No more getting dirty looks in the elevator!

It does NOT need batteries or any kind of power supply. You simply attach a hose to the existing water line and screw it on using the toilet-seat screws. 15-20 minute installation!

  • Two cleaning sprays: front and back
  • Adjustable pressure control
  • Non-electric – no Battery or electricity required
  • Simple installation with no special tools required

Matt (one of our employees) had a little trouble demonstrating the previous version of the Dual-Stream Bidet. He asked us not to post the video and we told him we would definitely not show it to anyone. So here’s the video:


Get your Dual-Stream Bidet for only $39 for a limited time!

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