Never drive alone again

No more being stuck in traffic with the single drivers. You too can drive the carpool lane as if you actually had a friend! This Life-Size Male Human Skeleton Model will be your best morning-drive conversation partner as he will never disagree or … Continue reading

Your very own Asian man

Is your home too lonely and boring? Spice it up by screaming in terror every morning when you wake up to an Asian man staring at you! How neat! How fun! How totally psychotic! The Asian man vinyl Peel and Stick … Continue reading

Lay your head on fish

You like sushi, right? But do you LOOOOVE SUSHI?? If you are like every single employee at YOU ARE SUCKY headquarters, you love sushi so much you friggin SLEEP WITH IT! You too can be a SUSHI-PERV with your very own … Continue reading

Toilet proof your iPhone

Don’t worry about dropping your iPhone in the toilet. This Lifeproof FRE SERIES iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus Waterproof Case will protect your phone so you can continue reading whilst on the throne. Even if you don’t partake in toilet-time-reading, if you do anything … Continue reading

A bloody face on your wall

Any UFC fan will appreciate having a plaque on his wall that features a bloody-faced Nate Diaz, who beat 145 pound champ, Conner McGregor in UFC 196 this past March. It is officially licensed by the UFC, so hurry before they … Continue reading

Drunken skeeball in your underwear

Why wear clothes and play a boring game of sober skeeball in a noisy pizza restaurant full of creepy animatronic rodents and creepy animated kids when you can play DRUNKEN SKEEBALL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Don’t bother leaving the house! Don’t bother getting dressed! Beat yesterday’s record before … Continue reading

Play soccer indoors with Adidas Samba shoes

Finally, get ready to play indoor soccer! These Classic Adidas Samba Indoor Soccer Shoes will have you breaking vases, knocking over lamps, smashing fish tanks, and pissing off your wife in no time! The adidas Performance Men’s Samba Classic Indoor Soccer … Continue reading

Catch your body parts

Hate to shave the beard because you hate the cleanup? The Beard Apron will catch those pesky little suckers so you can move on to the important things such as updating your Facebook status or that other thing called, “work”. The … Continue reading

Your Very Own PET SHARK

The Remote Control Flying Shark is as amazing to watch as it is to fly. It moves just like a real shark but unlike a real shark we don’t have to invade his habitat—HE INVADES OURS. Up to 40 Range Infra-red Control Shark … Continue reading

Measure your body fat

This device will tell you without any reservations exactly how fat you are. YAY, HONESTY! the Skulpt Aim/Chisel is a handheld device that accurately measures your body fat so you can keep track of your progress. The mad scientists at Skulpt … Continue reading

Good bye swamp butt

Cleaning yourself solely with toilet paper is actually a preposterous idea. Let’s say you go out to the backyard to plant something and get mud all over your hands. Would you wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and consider yourself clean … Continue reading

Poop like a boss

Ever feel like you stopped short of total elimination? The Squatty Potty toilet stool allows you to poop like a boss! Like a very healthy boss, you sit with your knees elevated in a healthy and natural squat position in … Continue reading

You’ll have to learn kung fu

Yes, you’ll have to learn kung fu to fight off the swarm of ladies when they see you wearing these retro fanny packs that are as stylish as they are functional! Go through the airport security lines with the ease of a well trained … Continue reading

No more cold face

Do you already have plenty of skinny jeans and slip-on loafers? Then you must be ready to rock that hipster look, right? What’s that—you can’t grow a beard and your face gets cold when riding your ironic bike through the city … Continue reading

You can never have too many skulls.

You may have plenty of skull tattoos, skull t-shirts, and skull jewelry, but do you eat skull eggs every morning? Well now you can! Don’t let a morning go by without seeing a freaking skull and cross bones on your plate. The … Continue reading