Catch your body parts

Hate to shave the beard because you hate the cleanup? The Beard Apron will catch those pesky little suckers so you can move on to the important things such as updating your Facebook status or that other thing called, “work”. The … Continue reading

Your Very Own PET SHARK

The Remote Control Flying Shark is as amazing to watch as it is to fly. It moves just like a real shark but unlike a real shark we don’t have to invade his habitat—HE INVADES OURS. Up to 40 Range Infra-red Control Shark … Continue reading

Good bye swamp butt

Cleaning yourself solely with toilet paper is actually a preposterous idea. Let’s say you go out to the backyard to plant something and get mud all over your hands. Would you wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and consider yourself clean … Continue reading

Poop like a boss

Ever feel like you stopped short of total elimination? The Squatty Potty toilet stool allows you to poop like a boss! Like a very healthy boss, you sit with your knees elevated in a healthy and natural squat position in … Continue reading

You can never have too many skulls.

You may have plenty of skull tattoos, skull t-shirts, and skull jewelry, but do you eat skull eggs every morning? Well now you can! Don’t let a morning go by without seeing a freaking skull and cross bones on your plate. The … Continue reading

Human skeleton x-rays

You know how you’ve always wanted to make a lamp shade out of x-rays? Well now you can! These beautiful pieces of art are reprinted on transparencies which will work as lamp shades, with overhead projectors, on car windows, or … Continue reading